Saturday, April 28, 2007

Bald: not exactly beautiful on me, but tolerable for the short term

So, I've gone all Sinead O'Connor. I feel like I should open my eyes really wide and sing, soulfully, about how horrendously gutwrenching it is to be dumped by a boyfriend. In Ireland. Then I'll pout and complain about the music industry.

It's better than going all Britney Spears. I have no interest in rehab. I guess she doesn't either. I don't want anything to do with loser backup singers either. Hmmm. She doesn't either. maybe I am going all Britney Spears.

Ugh. Can't bear that thought. Being bald is bad enough.

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