Pass the stupid shaving cream

I don't think it's fair that my hair is falling out in handfuls and I now have this half bald head, yet I still have to shave my legs. Sure I have less hair on my legs, but what's there still continues to grow. But I guess if any of this was fair, I wouldn't have found a cancerous lump at the age of 38 while pregnant with my second child. And chocolate cake would be good for you.